Conspicuous Consumption

If you are worried about your pasta sticking together add one tablespoon of olive oil to the water. 

If you are worried about your pasta sticking together add one tablespoon of olive oil to the water. 

In Carbonara, add the egg whites first. It cools down the spaghetti so the yolks don’t cook. 

Sometimes the most simplistic things make the best dinner for two. 

Dumplings. Noodles. Best solution to a no good bad day. 

Save your parmesan rinds. They are great for flavoring soup. 

Sometimes you know when to go to a professional. Lemon cake. And an ode to gay pride weekend. 

Never leave produce in plastic bags. It dies 10 times faster. RIP asparagus. 

Always save a cup of pasta water in case your pasta dries out in the transfer. 

Slice your salami as thin as possible. 

Bake grapes.